The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
this is the best oh my god
He’s bread, Jim.
CHARGE AT 200. CLEAR !
OH MY GOD I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
NURSE, WHERE IS MY GOD-JAM NUTELLA? THERE ARE LIVES AT STEAK HERE.
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